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- Hello, I'm Shibata. - I'm Yamato.
- I'm Toshi. - I'm Yamato.
- I'm Jiraiya. - And I'm Sakai.
In dramas, there are people who don't know what "NG" is.
Like actors and actresses.
- Huh? - I've never heard of you.
Like "shiraminai".
- They're all about "NG". - Oh, I see.
We're not friends or anything.
I think it's amazing for people who don't know what "NG" is,
but we want to be like them.
- I don't think it's like that on YouTube. - "NG" is funny.
- That's true. - "NG" is funny,
but it's funny because it's done by people who don't know it.
If you're someone who doesn't know what "NG" is, you should just quit.
- Why? - That's what I want to say.
So we want to know what "NG" is.
- We want to improve our abilities. - Yes.
- So we're going to split up into two teams... - We're "NG".
"NG".
Count it, okay?
- Tetsuya's entry is "NG". - We're "NG".
- How many? - How many?
So we're going to split up into two teams and practice with a drama.
Since it's a drama, we're going to think about how we're going to fight.
- We're going to fight against "NG". - Oh!
Anyway, the team with less "NG" wins the drama.
- I think we should just do a simple drama. - That's right.
There are three missions this time.
The "NG" that I think is easy to come up with is...
- an action scene. - Oh...
Even in an action scene, you can do it easily and smoothly.
So we've prepared a difficult one this time.
Oh! What I want to do is...
The attack from behind or when you're closing your eyes...
The one where you dodge the attack.
I want to do something like that.
Since we're looking at a cool scene, we can say "oh"...
But I think there's an "infinite" "NG" even if you're a professional.
To know how hard we've worked, we're going to have you do...
a level one, two, or three "sense and perception" action.
And you can't just say "NG" in lines and stuff like that.
- I see. - Yeah.
What's a "level" anyway?
- I'll give you an example. - Okay.
You can choose one of these.
Or you can make something that's in that rank.
- We don't know. - Yeah.
- We don't know what a "level" is. - Yeah.
So you can say "oh", right?
Well, well, well, that's about it.
A "level" is...
Dodging a volleyball that's been shot.
- Oh, wow. - Dodging a sword strike.
We're not going to do anything you can't see.
Hiding, covering, and so on.
Stopping a tarai falling asleep.
Stopping a rinta.
Dodging a frisbee.
When you're talking to the guy in the back...
Dodging a butterfly flying in from the corner.
Dodging a coat of punch and throwing it back.
Dodging a falling iron bar or a flowerpot.
Dodging a "wario" tackle and putting it up.
That's what it says.
- Like this, right? - Yeah.
That was an "oh", right?
That was a "no".
When you're shooting...
Three, two, one, I'll do it, so dodge it.
If you say it like that...
Three, two...
- Hey, don't show your butt. - "Bam!"
You can do it like that.
This action...
The scene before it is short and subtle.
I see.
When you're walking normally like this...
If you dodge it like "tsun", it's cool.
Yeah.
I want it as a point of display.
Do you have a point of display?
Point of display...
I don't.
But!
I want you to show your particularity.
Level 2
Attacks from two people (at the same time).
Dodge two consecutive attacks.
This is hard.
Dodge two attacks from behind Tsun Tsun from his sword.
Dodge a volleyball like this.
What did you see?
Level 3
Hide-and-seek.
Enter and exit.
Fly three times.
This is hard.
Is it cool?
The situation up to that is hard.
If you don't do it properly...
Is there anything in this game?
It's a drama, so...
If you just show the action scenes of "Level 1", "Level 2", "Level 3"...
You can do it, but...
I want you to set up characters in between.
I know that.
If the story is very moving...
I think there is a point.
There is no point.
Do you still want to win or lose?
No.
Seriously, except for the number of NGs, there is no point.
Also, there is a counterattack with 5 consecutive attacks.
Double attack from two people at the same time.
Depending on how you catch it, it can be easy.
It's amazing to avoid this.
Is the avoidance level 3?
Including the story, please make it into a 2-minute drama.
2 minutes?
On the contrary, if it's long, there will be a lot of scenes and I think it's hard.
I think it's hard, so please do it in your own team.
I hope we don't make mistakes in our lines.
In a new language that says all normal words somehow.
It was like this.
It's a skill.
Is there no point?
There is no point, but I want you to make it as a drama that Japanese people watch.
I think it will be on Netflix, so please do it.
Let's make it.
Yes, it's a team work.
Team work.
It's a company, Tetsuya Drama.
I'm Cranky.
Nice to meet you.
First of all, this time it's a story about a ninja.
Then I noticed that it was easy to connect.
At level 1, when you are sleeping, you will feel tired, so please stop it with your hands.
And in order to make it cool, you should talk after deciding on a difficult action, so there is a line this time.
You use a very classic method, don't you?
You can stop it and say it right away.
You use a very classic method, don't you?
What's hard about this is that it's lame if you think you're doing it, so you'll open up a lot.
You say, "OK, start!" and you're sleeping like this.
You say, "Now!" and you think you can stop it, and you can say it right away.
I see.
This is difficult.
It's difficult.
This is difficult.
Then, scene 1.
Yes.
You're just sleeping here.
Scene 1, take 1.
Ready!
OK!
Next is Ryo's "Now!" face up.
It's like you're aiming for something suspicious in the dark.
I want to make it like that, so I want you to put your face in there.
Yes.
Scene 2, take 1.
Ready!
Action!
Now it's over.
OK!
Now it's over.
A little more... Maybe it was too much in the middle of the camera.
I want to bring it to the right, so I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about this.
It's "pass-ng"!
Scene 2, Take 2. "Now it's over."
"I'm numb!" "Now it's over."
Wow!
This is amazing!
Wow! It's here! It's here!
It's here!
I'm back!
Level 1!
I'm level 1 now!
OK, here we go! The important scene!
Actually, 5 seconds is enough, so let's go with the feeling of "about 5 seconds later"!
5 seconds!?
Scary!
Are you OK?
This is the classic method...
That's dangerous! That's dangerous!
My consciousness is being taken to the side!
OK, here we go!
Scene 3, Take 1. "Now it's over."
Action!
Ouch!
Too late!
I really don't know!
I suddenly got punched by a spider!
I'm sorry, I'm not good at it, so I'll add 1 more!
Take 2! "Now it's over."
Action!
[Cut!]
[Suddenly it's really creepy.]
[Stand up for 5 seconds.]
[It was 2 or 3 just now.]
[Take 3. Action.]
[Cut!]
[Your right hand was surprised.]
[Take 4.]
[Take 5.]
[Take 6.]
[Take 7.]
[Take 8.]
[You're using a very classic method.]
[Cut!]
[Did you just see that?]
[Wasn't it crazy?]
I don't know if I can do it better than this.
You can't stop it, can you?
I'll put it on both sides and try to stop it.
I think it's better to stop it here.
You're right.
Can I try it one more time with what's left of it?
Of course you can.
I'll try it one more time.
I'll do it one more time.
Is it true?
I'm a director and a college student now.
No, it's not me.
It's not me.
It's beautiful.
It's not a prank!
How could you do that?
You scared me.
It looks like you did it.
Take 8.
You're using a very classic method.
Cut!
That was a little too fast.
This is looking good.
Wow!
Take 9.
Take 10.
Something flew.
Take 11.
You can't stop it, can you?
I think it's getting weaker.
You're strong.
Okay, let's go with this.
Take 14.
Action!
Cut!
Take 31.
Ready, action!
You're using a very classic method.
OK!
You should have done it now!
It's perfect!
Everyone's air is...
Go ahead and say it!
There's definitely going to be a camera!
Level one clear!
OK, OK!
Let's get started.
We're going to Tokai Ninja School.
Geni Ninja! Geni Ninja! Geni Ninja!
I'm going to be a teacher and a horse.
Are you a robot?
Are you going to be a robot?
Good!
OK!
You did it!
I think we've gone up to about 50 with this line.
It's 47.
47?
It's pretty good, right?
Shall we go outside?
Let's go!
We're outside.
There's already a perfect content 2 scene from outside.
You've written it down.
There's only this much action in action 2.
You don't need all of this action.
You're too particular about it.
I'm a ninja!
You're too particular about it.
I'm a ninja!
You can do it!
You can do up to 10 seconds.
What?
Isn't it amazing?
You can do it!
We really have to hurry up.
Let's do our best!
Action!
OK! It's perfect!
It's perfect!
Ryo's shuriken throw!
Ready...
Action!
It's fine, it's fine.
It was definitely this.
Okay, Yumemaru will throw it.
Ready, action!
Are you serious?
Okay!
One, two...
Okay!
I did it. It was perfect.
- Really? - Yes, it was perfect.
It was like "Shadow Clone Technique"
and Takeshi came out.
One, two...
I did it! Shadow Clone Technique!
- Cut! - Okay?
Ready, action!
- Okay! - Finally!
The spiral I can avoid is coming out.
Chakra, Dada, Moriage, what are you doing?
As soon as they said "take it!",
I said from the side,
Oh, it's Yumemaru! Is he studying hard?
"Finally!" I said.
Take it!
"Oh, it's Yumemaru!
Is he studying hard?"
Oh, it's Yumemaru! Is he studying hard?
Okay!
- Finally! Level 2! - Finally!
Cut action!
The content is that the attack from behind
comes in two rows.
You can avoid it like this.
Then, you kick Takeshi's ball
that comes flying over here.
Ready, action!
I'm scared!
Take 2, action!
- I'm sorry! - Not at all!
Ready, action!
- I'm sorry! - Not at all!
Action!
The next test is...
- I'm sorry! - Ready, action!
If you avoid it like this,
the next test is...
The quality of the attack is not bad.
Oh!
Not bad!
- OK! - Not bad!
The drums are coming to an end.
It's time for me to attack.
"Concentrate!" I close my eyes and...
I go... "Hya! Hya! Hya! Hya!" five times and...
I say... "Yeah, I'm a musician!"
Then I cut down...
I go with my feet...
I cut up from the right...
I crouch...
And finally I cut down.
- Oh... - My technique is amazing!
- Mine is fast. - Yeah.
In terms of my tempo...
Oh, no!
I can't do it!
- OK, let's do it! - OK!
Crank in!
- It's an auditory drama, right? - Yes.
In terms of setting...
I have to keep my eyes closed all the time...
So I play games with VR goggles all the time.
I think it's really funny.
But Tashimitsu is the protagonist.
This time.
He joins an evil organization...
and then he avoids it.
I'm wondering if I should make him a mafia in Spain.
If you don't copy Japanese...
you'll make mistakes in your lines.
Well, Tashimitsu is Japanese...
and when he first played games with VR goggles...
he joined an evil organization.
- It's funny. - Yeah.
- It's a drama, right? - For now...
let's pretend we're in the bathroom...
and have a bad conversation.
Who's going to record this?
- Me? - Yes.
Ready, set...
- Okay. - Is it okay?
- I didn't say anything wrong, did I? - You didn't say anything wrong.
- You didn't say anything wrong at all. - You didn't say anything wrong at all.
- And then... - Wow!
- Wow, that's amazing! - And Toshimitsu is walking.
- Ready, set... - Wow!
- VR is amazing! - Okay!
It's a game where you follow the direction of a human and make a move.
Shall we try it?
Game color time.
Now, you're going to start cutting.
You can't tell me which way you're going, can you?
No, but if you lower your head like this, you can avoid it.
It's a big joke.
No, no, while you're at it...
I'm going to cut it at random.
And you're going to avoid it in a game color, right?
It's correct, right?
Kin-san, game color position, ready...
Wow, that's amazing!
It moves in the direction of the arrow according to the sound.
It's like a photo game!
Shall we try it? Close it.
Will it stick?
Ouch!
It's stuck!
You said you wouldn't cut it!
It's stuck! It's stuck!
Failure!
Well, there's still hope.
Wow, this is amazing!
It's really...
One more time.
I see, you can do this, too!
I really hate this failure!
Game color position, ready...
Wow, this is really amazing!
It's like VR!
It's not like VR...
Um...
I don't want it...
Game color position, ready...
It moves in the direction of the arrow according to the sound, right?
Ouch!
Game color position, ready...
It's stuck!
It's really fun to do this in VR!
Okay!
It's stuck!
You avoided it perfectly, right?
Game color position, ready...
It's coming...
*poof*
DON'T TOUCH!
Don't make me eat you!
It's obvious you like eating!
As a girl's father, as a grown up,
does your subordinate like eating you?
Oh my god.
*commentary*
*crazy in Japanese*
Yes!
Isn't this good?
*commentary*
*complaining*
I can't stand it!
*commentary*
(Bunny)
(Water)
(N.C. like water)
(Water)
Just say it!
Water!
What is this N.C.!?
I don't need it!
There are more N.C.s than the TV show "Kenbunshoku"
(N.C. like water)
It's an iron!
Cut!
Okay!
I'm glad!
I endured it!
Well...
TV show "Kenbunshoku" 2
Poisonous Slime
Two of them
It'd be nice if it could say "two times" like "fufu"
- Good evening! - Good evening.
- Ah! - Whoa!
The old man's coming down.
Hup! Hup!
Hup! Hup! Hup!
Ow!
Oh, wait!
Whoa! What's with this mark?!
Hup! Hup! Hup!
This is hard!
Hup!
Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hup!
You're gonna hit me!
Hup! Hup! Hup!
- Hup! - Ha ha ha!
Hup! Hup! Hup!
- Ha ha ha! - Hey!
- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! - What's up with this house?
But it's one-pattern, isn't it?
- I feel like I'm barely dodging it. - OK! That's it!
- Level 2 cleared! - Oh!
- OK, level 3. - What's level 3?
- It's a five-in-a-row game of you two. - Fufufufun!
- Jacky, lower the chambering and win in the end! - Bang!
- I'll go up the stairs first. - Upstairs, downstairs, middle, and catch!
- Oh my! - Yes!
- You made me fail! - I...
- Huh! Huh! Huh!
- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! - What's up with this house?
- There's a bunch of "secret objects"! - Huh?
- Huh? Huh?! - ionized by Jacky
- There's a bunch of "secret objects"!
- I overdid it!
- There's a bunch of "secret objects"!
- I'm trying too hard. - Good, good.
- Wanna see it? - Let's see it.
- Amazing! - Yeah, amazing!
- Anyway, amazing. - Amazing, really amazing!
TOUCH!
So close!
A lot!
Get down! Get down!
A lot! Get down! Get down!
This is it!
A lot! A lot! A lot!
I'll do it too!
A lot! A lot! A lot! A lot!
A lot! A lot!
A lot!
Yes! This is it! A lot of them!
This is it! This is it!
So close!
A lot of them! A lot of them!
So close!
Oh! This is it!
This is it!
I did it!
Shake!
OK!
OK! Crown Cup!
You did your best.
But, you know,
if you say "kun" normally, people will know.
Thank you for your effort.
I'll edit it so that I can win as a work.
I didn't realize it.
But, I have a blue-colored brush.
I don't know.
I love you.
Thank you for your hard work!
So, we both made it.
Which one should we look at first?
I can't predict the number of pieces.
The one with the lowest number of pieces wins.
OK!
Let's start with this one.
This is the action movie we made.
This is it!
Wow!
You are repeating it again and again.
You are using a very classic method.
Ouch!
We are so-called beginners who go to Tokai Ninja School.
We are now in this training camp and waiting for our middle school entrance exam.
There is only one person who can pass this exam.
And the only one who remains in the final exam is me and Yumimaru of Ninja School.
If you tell your teacher that you can't avoid attacks that swing while you are sleeping, you will pass the exam and become me.
We have no choice but to decide it now.
Wow!
What is it?
I'm going to beat you up!
I'm going to finish you off!
I'm going to cut you into pieces!
Ouch!
Yumimaru, you are studying hard for the exam, aren't you?
Teacher!
Damn it! I can't stop!
Your attack is not bad.
How about your defense?
Hey!
He disappeared!
Damn it! Where is he?
Concentrate!
How is it, teacher?
Yes! I passed the exam!
I did it!
No way!
- We did it! - We got it, didn't we?
- That was fun! - Thank goodness!
- It was simple and fun. - It was fun.
It's got a script and it's well thought out.
I felt like it was a skit.
When you have a long line,
you have to think about whether it's cool in this battle or not.
And you have to be conscious of speaking properly even after the action.
That's what we're particular about.
By the way, you don't have to ask for our number of takes.
Right.
Our number of "NGs" is...
72 times!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- We really don't know what's going to happen. - We don't know at all.
- I thought we didn't have many "NGs". - Right.
- But we were particular about it for a long time. - I see.
- We were particular about it for a long time! - We were particular about it for a long time!
When you two go outside and go "Uwaaah!" and fight,
I feel like I'm going to get burned over there.
- Hey, director, show us. - I'm the director.
- This is a "Tetsuya" drama, right? - Yeah.
- This is a "Shibata" movie, right? - Yeah.
- Seriously, it's "Nikio". - It's "Nikio" from "Tetsuya".
- Yeah, it is. - Yeah, it is.
- We knew our lines and stuff. - Yeah, you're good at lines.
You're a good actor.
- Yeah, you're definitely a good actor. - I'm definitely a good actor.
- I'm our detective, Gochan! - Oh.
- I'm your first time meeting the detective. - Hey!
- I'm the new president. - You're the new president?
I'm the new president.
Uwaaah!
- What? - "Uwaaah!"
- You're amazing! - "Uwaaah!"
It's huge!
I wanna go back there someday!
Is it all gold down there?
He has a funny voice.
I don't like it, either.
Wow!
It's amazing!
What's this?
Go in the direction of the arrow that comes down in response.
What?
Is it like a clock?
It's like a pin and a wheel.
It's funny.
It's like a pin and a wheel.
Where do you have it?
Oh, I see.
Go in the direction of the arrow that comes down in response.
It's interesting.
Wow!
Is it coming?
Wow! It went down!
Did it go down?
Wow!
It went down, didn't it?
That's how it is. It's interesting.
I like it. It's very fun.
It's amazing.
It's kind of weird.
Hey! What is this mark?
It's weird.
It's in my ear.
Advance!
Don't stand in front of me.
Go over there.
I don't know if I can run.
I want to run.
I'm getting bigger and bigger!
Yes!
I want more games like this.
Look! There's more!
It's an app. An app game.
W-w-what are you doing?!
Toshimitsu, who was playing a VR game,
was able to eliminate evil creatures without realizing it.
Wait... I don't know.
I feel like I'm in a different world than in VR.
Where am I going?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's VR, so I don't know which way is right!
I'm scared!
The lines are all subtitles, so...
It's unfair, right?
I wanted to do it with people who definitely don't know Japanese.
I know you're playing a game, so...
But if you add Chinese-like and Spanish-like,
it's like you're playing "Haruken Spy" or something like that.
That's fine.
That's why I had a hard time.
That's why I won the most times.
You won.
You won about five times.
I lost my motivation.
Ad-lib Jinnai cut in the middle.
The timing and details are really good.
Wow!
It was amazing at the end.
It's similar to you.
It's the same feeling.
It was hard to grasp.
This reminds me of...
"Virtual Outs".
I thought it would be nice to have something like that.
I did it repeatedly.
I think it's the first ring.
What?
Oh, it didn't move at all.
It didn't move at all.
It's the same.
It's really weird.
This angle is weird.
Why are we both buddies with the same eyewear?
It's a messy search for mistakes.
The question is "takes".
That's right.
Our energy level is...
88!
Wow!
A close match!
It's a good match!
It's nice!
It's 72, so we win!
We win!
It's a close match.
The third ring is...
I've found it about 50 times.
Recently, I don't know if I can tell you where to cut and how to cut it.
I was suddenly hit by it.
It's a lie.
I'm the security guard.
I'm pretty good at it.
You're not good at it.
I can't believe you're talking about it without telling me.
As requested.
I'm satisfied with the video.
It depends on the person.
That's what I like about it.
You don't have to tell me too much and you can do it as you like.
That's also a good thing.
I decided to put it in the live yesterday at 3 o'clock in the morning.
It's like a real shooting schedule.
I haven't made a video like this in a while.
I may refuse or order.
Director and everyone, please wait for me.
Thank you for your hard work.
Yes!
It's not enough.
Take it back.
It's not enough.
Take it back.